AcceleraTOTE

Tired of corrupt politians, academics, and tech bros using climate change to act like they care? Pushing the same depressing self-indulgent agendas via pictures of polar bears on ice caps and snap storied of them throwing plastic Starbucks cups into blue-colored garbage bins? If so, now’s your chance to scramble their moral compass with a stroke of activism beyond their wettest dreams — ✨satirical activism✨.

Attract those with distinguished humor while bringing more awareness to climate change than Greta Thunbergs mugshot, and in this day and age, awareness is just as important as actually doing something! Even if you achieve the opposite of what you'd hoped for, you'll be happy you joined the winning side in the end.

Details
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product components sourced from Vietnam

 Processing time
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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